Of all the clueless things in the world, check this out: the New York Times reports that “the American military lost track of some 190,000 pistols and automatic rifles supplied by the United States to Iraq’s security forces in 2004 and 2005, as auditors discovered in the past year.”

Gosh, where on earth could they have gone?

Here’s an informal poll: Where did the 190,000 weapons go? Vote now by posting in the comments section.

(1) In Paris Hilton’s handbag

(2) Accidentally sent to Iran — typographical error, Iraq, Iran — it’s all the same!

(3) Oops, still in beta testing, so never sent after all, sorry!